The Canadian, Chicken Fat and Home Boy, General North American, 12-bar Haptic English Vowel Blues Sing-a-long

All the vowels you need to sing like a North American General or Southwest Coast Canadian*
 (See vowel # chart at the bottom) 



Chicken cooks best, with salt and fat. (3x)
(2-4,10,4,2,8,5,5)
Lots and lots of that, 
(6,N,6,12,5)
With love and water, hot! 
(2,7,N,6-r,6)
Bubblin' up in the pot.
(7-2,7,2,12,6)
Chicken cooks best, with salt and fat. (2x)
(2-4,10,4,2,8,5,5)

She may like the home boy now. (3x)
(1y,3y,6y,12,9w,8y,6w)
Those Loonie Tunes**, too! 
(9w,11w-1y,11w,11w)
But soon's it's over, eh! 
(7,11w,2,9w-r,3y)
It’s adieu! 
(2,12-y11w)
She may like the home boy now!  (2x)
(1y,3y,6y,12,9w.8y,6w)

Home boy is on as long as he's well fed (3x)
(9w,8y,2,6,5,8,5,1y,4,4)
Or gets himself out of bed 
(8,4,2-4,6w,12,4)
Or selfies on the couch 
(8,4-1y,6,12,6w)
Or just goes out!
(8,7,9w,6w)
Home boy is on as long as he's well fed (2x)
(9w,8y,2,6,5,8,5,1y,4,4)

Chicken cooks best, with salt and fat. (3x)
(2-12,10,4,2,8,5,5)
Lots and lots of that, 
(6,N,6,12,5)
With love and water, hot! 
(2,7,N,6-r,6)
Bubblin' up in the pot.
(7-2,7,2,12,6)
Chicken cooks best, with salt and fat.  (2x)
(2-4,10,4,2,8,5,5)

*Sung in GNAE (General North American English), or something close, but if you want to convert to more SCCE (Southwest Coast Canadian English), make these changes:

  • Most v#4s become closer to v#2
  • Most v#5s become closer to #6,
  • Most v#6s become closer to v#8
  • Many v#7s become more like #6
  • Most v#12s become closer to v#4 or v#2

**A play on words, based on “Looney Tunes” (a very successful cartoon series produced between 1930 and 1969) and “loonie”, the Canadian 1-dollar coin, meaning to at least temporarily have money to “play” with!

Vowel Number and Key Word Matrix
(from Acton Haptic English Pronunciation System (AHEPS), v4.0)***





Y



#1y
she
[iy] 





#11w
too
[uw]
  #2
chicken
[I]





 #10
cooks
[U]
#3y
may
[ey] 


W


#9w
dough
[ow]
#4
best
[ɛ] 
  

   #12
   (Ə)

 #8y
boy
[Ɔy]
#8
salt
[Ɔ]

 #5
fat
[æ]


  


 #7
love
[ʌ]



#6y
like
[ay]
#6 
hot
water
[a]

#6w
now
[aw]




***v4.0 will be released in October, 2015. In the meantime, you can, of course, still get v3.0! In the haptic system, if a vowel is indicated by just a number, both hands touch at that place in the visual field. If there is an off glide attached, then after hands touch at that point, one hand then goes on to the position in the matrix of either 'w' or 'y'.

1 comment:

  1. By popular demand, I'll be doing the SWCC, Australian and British versions. Any other version you'd like to hear or contribute yourself? If so, let me know!

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